Silver Apples Of The Moon

Laika Silver Apples Of The Moon Lyrics
1.Coming Down Glass

Them trashy types just outta milk teeth
Keep bluffin' me with their big girly eyes
Them trashy types them college girls
Don't know squat about guys like me
She don't do nothin' but flirt an' lie
She don't do nothin' but wink an' smile
Too tight in the crotch to proud for daddy's little girl
Too good for who's that knocking who who's that knocking
He's coming down glass he's coming down
Glass who's that knocking who who's that knocking
He's coming down glass he's coming down
Glass play with a pupy an' he'll lick your mouth
Mocking birds makin' light of me
Those pussywillows just break my heart
Sweeter than syrup in pinching high heels
Who's that knocking who who's that knocking
He's coming down glass he's coming down
Glass who's that knocking who who's that knocking
He's coming down glass he's coming down
Glass them trashy types just outta milk teeth
Keep bluffin' me with their big girly eyes
Them trashy types them college girls
Don't know squat about guys like me
Who's that knocking who who's that knocking
He's coming down glass he's coming down glass
Who's that knocking who who's that knocking
He's coming down glass he's coming down glass
I'm going down that long lonesome road
I'm going where cold winds blow
I'm going where I've got no name
I'm going down and have no shame
I'm going down and have no shame
I'm going down and have no shame
I'm going down and have no


2.If You Miss

Jump at the sun
And if you miss
You can't help
But grab some stars
(Don't give me an answer I'll wish I never asked)

44 robbers
I got up at half past
Four fourty-four robbers around my door
Fourty-four and maybe more
What the hell they want me for?
Stubbly faces & gap-toothed grins
Ain't no way I'm lettin' them in no way
You can't come in
Fourty-four robbers stinkin' of gin uh huh
I ain't lettin' you in I'll hit you with a rolling pin
So small can't hurt a fly
Get in my way and I'll sure as hell
Try to kick your butt down the block
Can't wait yellin' for the cops fifty dealers
And fifty thieves starring at the drive-in on my street shit
Over my shoulder theres popeye and bluto looking nasty
Can I remember my judo?
It's always like this
Going out alone so damn scared
Might never leave home
I've got my freedom
I've got my pride all means nothin' with these men outside
Puffing and preening and strutting their stuff
Blocking my way out
I've had enough! give me justice
Hand it over now gotta get a gun or maybe just leave town... see
ya!
Sly stallone and al capone are giving me grief on the telephone
All I want is a swiss cheese sarnie
When I at the deli stands big arnie hey jean-claude
Move aside I'm just having a beer on my own
Don't mean hulk hogan can take me home
I've got my mace but my loud-as-fuck whistle is so innefective
I just pray the epistles for help to come someday soon
But until then I'll stay in my room


3.Marimba Song

Oh the moon is giving sunshine
Sky's full of wine big ol' bear prickly pear
I wanna live in your fuzzy bits an' kissin' lips
Curly hair and squeezy hips places
Where I just fit in you
Never had the luck to see god's hands
Not even his fingernails but if he has a voice
It's just like yours butter and honey and milk and water
Milk and water milk and water
Moon's giving sunshine
Sky's full of wine clouds are pouring
Red stars are pouring white so much
Raining down on me I just lose my...
Moon is giving sunshine
Sky's full of wine big ol' bear prickly pear
I wanna live in your flutter-bys and butterflies
That frame your big round eyes
An' make lightning strike twice inside
Make lightning strike twice inside so much light
Sky's so bright clouds
Are pouring red an' the stars
Are pouring white clouds
Are pouring red an' the stars
Are pouring white lightning strike twice inside night and day
Day and night lightning strike twice inside
Moon is giving sunshine
Sky's full of wine clouds are pouring red stars
Are pouring white


4.Red River

Tell me where the blood red river runs
From my back door to the rising sun
On again away till dawn never straight
And way too long I weighed the trees
And hills on scales the zig-zag lightning
And killer whales silver clouds reflected in deep
I don't measure up I don't measure up
Red water's boiling the wind will blow it
Halfway 'cross the ocean the wind will blow it
Red water's boiling the wind will blow it
Halfway 'cross the ocean the wind will blow it
I am a liar I rage on paper a piece of string could only do
better
Been talking for years it's hard to remember
A piece of string could only do better
Tell me where the blood red river runs from my back door
To the rising sun on again away till dawn never straight
And way too long way too long way too long way too long
Red water's boiling the wind will blow it
Red water's boiling the wind will blow it
Red water's boiling the wind will blow it
Red water's boiling the wind will blow


5.Honey In Heat

Menfolks just don't understand sympathy
For a wretch like me I'm a handle to wind the tongue
Just a bitch in heat menfolks
Just can't even see my fifty puppies and tits to my knees
stretch marks
Hair like grease just a bitch in heat
Yeah I want it so bad I'm howlin' and all you dogs sniffin'
butts outside
Don't need it half as much as me...
Dachshunds and St. Bernards going mad in my front yard big and
small
I'll have 'em all just a bitch in heat menfolks just can't
conceive
I'm at the mercy of chemistry every spring
You get itchy feet ain't nothin' compared to this heat
I'm honey in heat with nothin' to do
'Cept wait around for mutts like you guess
I'm just an easy lay until the day they get me...
Yeah I want it so bad I'm howlin'
And all you dogs sniffin butts outside don't need it half as
much as
Yeah I want it so bad I'm howlin' and all you dogs sniffin butts
Outside don't need it half as much as me


6.Thomas

Sittin' in the corner
Eye-in' little jella
Her head all clink-clank
Scary box of knick-knacks
She's always in a scurry-scurry
Shakin' with her
Worry-worry kickin' up a sandstorm
Runnin' up the slide-down
Bee buzz buzzing
Hummin'bird a hummin' heart
Beatin' clip-clop burstin' like a pea
Pod sparky little milk pup
Rippin' up the hearthrug kickin' up
A sandstorm runnin' up the slide-down
Kickin' up a sandstorm
Runnin' up the slide-down


7.Let Me Sleep

Let me sleep
I'm through now
I'll just close my eyes
I know I didn't do it
It's too late to explain
I'm tired
He's screaming he knows where I've been
I was gonna say something
Maybe he says I taste like rubber
I can't change his mind
He thinks he's right
He thinks I'm lying
I've heard stories like this
But not about me I'm tired
He's screaming
He knows where I've been


8.Sugar Daddy

Sugar daddy
Take me away from this bad bad place
I'm sick and tired of trying
And I wanna fly away
I guess we got our wires crossed
He's thinking driftwood
I think twigs nothing
Nothing's gonna save us now
And I wanna fly away


9.Itchy & Scratchy


10.44 Robbers

I got up at half past four
Forty-four robbers around my door
Forty-four - and maybe more
What the hell they want me for?
Stubbly faces & gap-tooth grins
Ain't no way i'm lettin' them in

No way - you can't come in
Forty-four robbers stinkin' of gin
Uh huh - i ain't lettin' you in
I'll hit you with a rolling pin
So small can't hurt a fly
Get in my way and i'll sure as hell try
To kick your butt down the block
Can't wait yellin' for the cops

Fifty dealers and fifty thieves
Starring at the drive-in on my street
Shit, over my shoulder there's popeye and bluto
Looking nasty - can i remember my judo?
It's always like this - going out alone
So damn scared might never leave home

I've got my freedom i've got my pride
All means nothin' with these men outside
Puffing and preening and strutting their stuff
Blocking my way out - i've had enough!
Give me justice - hand it over now
Gotta get a gun or maybe just leave town...

See ya!

Sly stallone and al capone
Are giving me grief on the telephone
All i want is a swiss cheese sarnie
When at the deli stands big arnie
Hey jean-claude - move aside
That taxi's mine - i'm taking that ride
When i go out to get the sunday paper
What's my man to think 'someone might rape her'?!
I'm just having a beer on my own
Don't mean hulk hogan can take me home
I've got my mace but my loud-as-fuck whistle
Is so ineffective i just pray the epistles
For help to come someday soon
But until then i'll stay in my room


11.Spider Happy Hour